Good News: The Artist gets the grand slam and reigns triumphant at the Oscars with Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor and Best Score.
Bad News: The Avengers will now be called Marvel Avengers Assemble in the UK. Not exactly catchy.
Mad News: 'Man or Muppet' won the Oscar for Best Song, which makes The Muppets an Oscar-winning film and Bret Mackenzie from Flight of the Conchords an Oscar-winning song writer! Mad but awesome!
Biblical News: Russell Crowe looks set to take the title role in Darren Aronofsky's biblical epic, Noah. It will be like Evan Almighty but without the slapstick.
Trailer News: the new full-length trailer for Marvel Avengers Assemble (such a daft name) is online and looks epic. And the final few seconds reveal the ultra-villain who Loki has been working with... it's comic book nemesis Fin Fang Foom! And it is big.